i would like to have...

Balikan aku pls... hehe can check this website..----> http://www.sportsdirect.com/Products/Department/Football+and+Rugby+Shirts/Premier+League+Teams/Manchester+United/Default.aspx

Goal For Manchester but NOT for Liverpool.. hehe

Michael Owen was over the moon to break his United duck after firing the Reds' fourth goal in the 5-0 hammering of Wigan Athletic on Saturday.

SELAMAT BERPUASA

BISMILLA-HIRRAHMA-NIRRAHIYM

MARHABAN YAA RAMADHAN

Assalaamu'alaikum wr.wb..

Marhaban ya Ramadhan,
Bulan dimana nafas kita menjadi tasbih, tidur kita menjadi ibadah, amal kita diterima dan do'a kita di ijabah,

Sungguh cantik kain plekat, dipakai orang pergi ke pekan.
Puasa Ramadhan semakin dekat, silap dan salah mohon dimaafkan

Berharap padi dalam lesung, yang ada cuma rumpun jerami,
harapan hati bertatap langsung, cuma terlayang e-mail ini.

Sebelum cahaya surga padam, Sebelum hidup berakhir,
Sebelum pintu tobat tertutup, Sebelum Ramadhan datang,
saya mohon maaf lahir dan bathin....

Taqqobalahu Minna Waminkum, Taqoballahu Ya Karim,

Marhaban Ya Ramadhan

Allaahumma baariklanaa fi Sya'ban wa ballighnaa Ramadhan
Aminn.

" Do'a Malaikat Jibril Menjelang Ramadhan "
"Ya Allah tolong abaikan puasa ummat Muhammad, apabila sebelum memasuki bulan Ramadhan dia tidak melakukan hal-hal yang berikut:

* Tidak memohon maaf terlebih dahulu kepada kedua orang tuanya (jika masih ada);
* Tidak berma'afan terlebih dahulu antara suami istri;
* Tidak berma'afan terlebih dahulu dengan orang-orang sekitarnya.
Maka Rasulullah pun mengatakan Amiin sebanyak 3 kali. Dapat kita bayangkan, yang berdo'a adalah Malaikat dan yang meng-amiinkan adalah Rasullullah dan para sahabat, dan dilakukan pada hari Jum'at.

SELAMAT MENUNAIKAN IBADAH PUASA

SEMOGA KITA DAPAT MENJALANKAN IBADAH PUASA DENGAN OPTIMAL, AAMIN.

Wassalamu'alaikum Wr Wb,

Michael Carrick misses from the penalty spot

Manchester United 1 Birmingham 0: Wayne Rooney shows Old Trafford there is life after Cristiano Ronaldo

As u can see the picture above shows RONNEY RAMS HOME HIS FIRST OF THE SEASON (KILLER BLOW)

Wayne Rooney notched his 99th goal for Manchester United as the Premier League champions opened up their title defence with victory over Birmingham.

Wayne Rooney stepped out of Christian Ronaldo's enormous shadow to ensure Manchester United began the defence of their premier league title with a 1 - 0 victory over Birmingham.

In Rooney, however, United might now have one of the most influential players in the Barclays Premier League: a player who will relish the chance to step out of Ronaldo's shadow and become the talisman of this team - it was a little surprising he was not given the captain's armband yesterday, the honour instead going to John O'Shea - and guide them to an unprecedented fourth consecutive title.

Ryan Giggs my Favourite Player..

The only surprise about Ryan Giggs being named PFA Player's Player of the Year in April 2009 was that it had taken so long for him to win the prestigious award.

After all, he'd previously received countless other individual gongs - including the PFA Young Player award twice in his early career - not to mention more team honours than any other United player in the club's illustrious history.

Ryan is also the Reds' record appearance-maker; he surpassed Sir Bobby Charlton's 758 on the night he helped the Reds secure a third European Cup triumph - his second - in Moscow on 21 May 2008.

United's most decorated player might never have graced Old Trafford, however, had it not been for Sir Alex Ferguson’s intervention. Cardiff-born Giggs was attending Manchester City's School of Excellence in his early teens, but Sir Alex made a personal visit to his house on his 14th birthday and Ryan jumped at the chance to sign for his boyhood favourites.

Ryan turned professional at United in November 1990 and made his league debut in the old Division One against Everton at Old Trafford on 2 March 1991 as a substitute for Denis Irwin. His first league start in 1991/92 also proved a memorable occasion, as he also scored his first ever United goal that day (albeit via a huge deflection off Colin Hendry) in a 1-0 win over Manchester City.

Giggs' first senior trophy arrived in November 1991 as United beat Red Star Belgrade in the European Super Cup final - Ryan came on for Lee Martin. He picked up his second winners' medal five months later as the Reds beat Nottingham Forest in the League Cup final. The following season, 1992/93, saw Giggs and United win the inaugural Premier League title.

Ryan was an integral part of two Double-winning sides, in 1993/94 and 1995/96, before going one better in 1998/99 by adding the European Cup to the FA Cup and Premier League trophy. His contributions to the Treble-winning campaign included a superb solo goal to win the FA Cup semi-final replay against Arsenal at Villa Park, commonly regarded as one of United's greatest ever goals.

Ryan celebrated 10 years at Old Trafford with a testimonial match against Celtic in 2001/02. A year later he bagged his 100th career goal in the 2-2 draw with Chelsea at Stamford Bridge and became only the second-ever player to play 700 games for United when he helped the Reds to a dramatic 1-0 win over Liverpool at Anfield in March 2007. Two months later,

he became a league title winner for the ninth time, beating the record of eight championship medals held by Liverpool legends Phil Neal and Alan Hansen.

In the interests of prolonging his club career at the highest level, Ryan retired from international football with Wales in June 2007 after 64 games and 12 goals. In October 2007, he extended his United contract to June 2009.

December 2007 brought two landmark feats - Ryan was awarded the OBE (Order of the British Empire) for his services to football and he scored his 100th league career goal in the 4-0 home win over Derby County.

Ryan crowned the epic 2007/08 season, his 18th in United's first team, by scoring the Reds' second goal in the last-day league win at Wigan and slotting home what proved to be the decisive penalty in the Champions League final shoot-out.

Giggs' career continued with a flourish during 2008/09 when he adopted a more central position in midfield or just off the main striker. He extended his contract by another year in February 2009, effective to the end of 2009/10. In that same month he became the only player to score in every Premier League season when he netted in United's 1-0 win at West Ham.

Ferguson writes off Liverpool title challenge

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has written off Liverpool's title chances and declared Chelsea to be biggest threat to his team's hopes of retaining their Premier League crown.

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Ferguson: Chasing fourth consecutive title

Much is expected of Rafa Benitez's Liverpool this term after they finished a close second last season but Ferguson, who is chasing an unprecedented fourth consecutive league title, doesn't think his arch-rivals will be able to maintain their improved level of performance.

"Liverpool had probably their best season for 20 years and still finished four points adrift," the United manager told The Sun. "It will be hard for them to match last season, let alone improve on it. Other teams will know more about them, so it has to be Chelsea as the main threat."

Benitez, who had a few high-profile run-ins with Ferguson last season, is bound to bristle at such comments and will be determined to knock United of their perch. But with Xabi Alonso about to join Cristiano Ronaldo, Kaka and Karim Benzema at Real Madrid, it is difficult to see how a Liverpool side whose focus continues to be the axis of Fernando Torres and Steven Gerrard can get better.

The arrival of Carlo Ancelotti also brings an unknown dimension to Chelsea, although Ferguson believes the Italian's past record makes him an opponent to be respected.

"Ancelotti will play the Milan way," said Ferguson. "It brought him two European Cups - it should have been three because they should never have lost to Liverpool, so why should he change?"

That put-down of Benitez's proudest moment as Liverpool manager from Istanbul in 2005 will not endear him to the Anfield club either.

Hahahaha!!! Listen to this song when you are stress!!!!

Tak gendong kemana-mana, itulah sepenggal lirik lagu mbah surip yang cukup fenomenal setelah lagu “lupa lupa ingat nya kuburan band” yang bisa di download bebas di internet, entah kenapa sekarang lagu-lagu yang easy listening menjadi populer, seakan-akan menjadi counter lagu menye-menye ala melayu yang juga fenomenal.

Menurut Mbah Surip lagu Tak Gendong tersebut diciptakan pada tahun 1983 saat itu Mbah Surip masih bekerja di Amerika Serikat. Filosofi dari lagu ini yaitu Belajar salah itu, yang digendong ya siapa saja, entah baik, galak, nakal, atau jahat. Seperti bus, nggak peduli penumpangnya, entah itu copet, gelandangan, pekerja, ya siapa saja. Sebab, menggendong itu belajar salah. Hehe bingung kan mbuh la yang penting enak to asik to hehehe

Tak gendong kemana-mana
Tak gendong kemana-mana
Enak donk, mantep donk
Daripada kamu naik pesawat kedinginan
Mendingan tak gendong to
Enak to, mantep to
Ayo.. Kemana

Tak gendong kemana-mana
Tak gendong kemana-mana
Enak tau

Where are you going?
Ok I’m
Where are you going?
Ok my darling

Ha…Ha…

Tak gendong kemana-mana
Tak gendong kemana-mana
Enak donk, mantep donk
Daripada kamu naik taxi kesasar
Mendingan tak gendong to
Enak to, mantep to
Ayo.. Mau kemana

Tak gendong kemana-mana
Tak gendong kemana-mana
Enak tau

Where are you going?
Ok I’m
Where are you going?
Ok my darling

Ha.. Ha…

Tak gendong kemana-mana
Enak tau
Ha.. Ha…
Ha.. Ha…
Ha.. Ha……

Capek…..

URGHHH!!!

Havent updated my blog for a long time..

• Been busy working,
• Schooling?haha..
• Due to no internet at home
• Only blogging (somtimes) during working hours.. oppss!!!

InsyaAllah If i got this new position i'll definitely thinking of it.. hehe, just pray for me.. Amin, Yaa rabbal alamin...

New Logo. Wawawa

Akhirnya..

Fuhhh... Akhirnya my Accounting test is over. i didnt study at all.. i have another 2 assignments to do..kapisan eh..have to finish it before this monday..alamakkk.. cemana nie ah..my mata is kalatting ehhh

After we finished our exams, we had a small pingpong tournament.haha.. so crazzyyy.. siok kali ah.. i was with Yus, while Muhaimmin with si Lah and si Syam and si Sadull.. kami manag saja kali ah.. Sampai bepaluh ani bah.. riuh lagi tu..haahaa. we r planning to buy 1 bet for each person.. haha..sekalinya kasiokan.

urghhhhhh kan buat assignments lagi nie..nda tidur ehh...

Bah kan buat assignments dulu eh tonight.. lalala

Congratz to MANCHESTER UNITED..

i would like to say congratz to players kerana memenangi perlawanan yg begitu hebat tadi subuh hari.. Sungguh menakjubkan perlawanan itu.. InterMilan DIKALAH kan Oleh Gergasi Premier League iaitu MANCHESTER UNITED dengan jaringan 2-0..haha.. kasian deh lo..
Jaringan di buat oleh VIDIC dan juga Ronaldo...

Go Go Man utd...

TWO BLIND PILOTS RIDING AN AEROPLANE

Hahaha merbahaya tu kan... Please read the story.. keh3...

Two blind airline pilots were both wearing dark glasses as they entered the plane.

One is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up.

The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke.

None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport.

As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.

The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says.......


"Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

Food Jokes...

Baked Beans

Once there lived a man who had a passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they had a lively reaction on him.

Then one day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "she is such a sweet and gentle girl; she will never go for this kind of carrying on."

So making the supreme sacrifice, he gave up baked beans. They were married shortly thereafter.

Months later, his car broke down on the way home from work, and he had to walk home.

On the way home, he went into a small cafe and called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk home. After making the call, he smelled baked beans in the cafe. They were the best beans he had ever smelled! He could not resist and had three large orders of baked beans.

All the way home he had gas.

His wife seemed excited and somewhat agitated to see him, exclaiming,” Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for dinner tonight!"

She blindfolded him and led him to his chair at the dining room table. He seated himself.

Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She made him vow not to touch the blindfold until she returned.

Seizing the opportunity of her absence, he shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not loud, but as ripe as rotten eggs. He took the napkin from his lap and fanned the air about him.

Things had just returned to normal when he felt another urge coming on. So he shifted his weight to the other leg and let go again. This was a prize winner. He figured that he must be done. But then he made a third fart. This one made the flowers at the table wilt! Yet somehow his wife didn't hear him.

While keeping his ear on the phone conversation in the hall, he again fanned vigorously until he heard the phone farewells, indicating the end of his freedom. He was the very picture of innocence when his wife returned.

Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked. He assured her that he had not.


At this point, she removed the blindfold and there was his surprise -- Twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party!

Placing Your Order

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.

There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

Miss You So Much..

Long Time No See

Assalamualaikum...

Sorry i havent updated any information even my self..haha apakanzz,.. M really membusy all this time. Busy skolah kali ah.. Assignments.. Maulud Nabi bedikir2 at Masjid-masjid for 12 nights.. i was selected as a ketua for our jabatan..lagitah kapisan.. our assistant director kali ah memilih. Actually i dint want to, but since all the officers voted for me nah..jadi ketua eh..

i havent finished my 2 assignments. People and organization and Marketing..kan buat p nada masa.. kalau ada masa pun nada masa jua..kan tidur saja bah..so tiring.. pagi petang keraja mlm sambung lagi belajar 6-9pm.. balik rumah mkn mandi tidur..haha we have 5 classes in a week.. kadang-kadang have to atend the tutorial lagi.. jadi 6 classes a week.. nda kapisan dimana..

my assignments due nex week so i better finish it up..krng last minutes, as usual nda betidur like i always did when i was in Business School.. 2 weeks to go i have 2 test lagi.. second test for this semester. my first test was Alhamdulilah.. got Distinction.haha bukan kambang kali ah..p kenyataan..iatah kan di usahakan lagi supaya mendapat kejayaan yg lebih baik lagi.. Lol..

From now, im counting days, you guys want to know what?? try to guess.opps sorry..im gonna meet my ******.. yeay!!!