Akhirnya..

Fuhhh... Akhirnya my Accounting test is over. i didnt study at all.. i have another 2 assignments to do..kapisan eh..have to finish it before this monday..alamakkk.. cemana nie ah..my mata is kalatting ehhh

After we finished our exams, we had a small pingpong tournament.haha.. so crazzyyy.. siok kali ah.. i was with Yus, while Muhaimmin with si Lah and si Syam and si Sadull.. kami manag saja kali ah.. Sampai bepaluh ani bah.. riuh lagi tu..haahaa. we r planning to buy 1 bet for each person.. haha..sekalinya kasiokan.

urghhhhhh kan buat assignments lagi nie..nda tidur ehh...

Bah kan buat assignments dulu eh tonight.. lalala

Congratz to MANCHESTER UNITED..

i would like to say congratz to players kerana memenangi perlawanan yg begitu hebat tadi subuh hari.. Sungguh menakjubkan perlawanan itu.. InterMilan DIKALAH kan Oleh Gergasi Premier League iaitu MANCHESTER UNITED dengan jaringan 2-0..haha.. kasian deh lo..
Jaringan di buat oleh VIDIC dan juga Ronaldo...

Go Go Man utd...

TWO BLIND PILOTS RIDING AN AEROPLANE

Hahaha merbahaya tu kan... Please read the story.. keh3...

Two blind airline pilots were both wearing dark glasses as they entered the plane.

One is using a guide dog and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes and the engines start up.

The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke.

None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway and the people sitting in the window seats realize they're headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport.

As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.

At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.

The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says.......


"Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they're gonna scream too late and we're all gonna die."

Food Jokes...

Baked Beans

Once there lived a man who had a passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they had a lively reaction on him.

Then one day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, "she is such a sweet and gentle girl; she will never go for this kind of carrying on."

So making the supreme sacrifice, he gave up baked beans. They were married shortly thereafter.

Months later, his car broke down on the way home from work, and he had to walk home.

On the way home, he went into a small cafe and called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk home. After making the call, he smelled baked beans in the cafe. They were the best beans he had ever smelled! He could not resist and had three large orders of baked beans.

All the way home he had gas.

His wife seemed excited and somewhat agitated to see him, exclaiming,” Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for dinner tonight!"

She blindfolded him and led him to his chair at the dining room table. He seated himself.

Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She made him vow not to touch the blindfold until she returned.

Seizing the opportunity of her absence, he shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not loud, but as ripe as rotten eggs. He took the napkin from his lap and fanned the air about him.

Things had just returned to normal when he felt another urge coming on. So he shifted his weight to the other leg and let go again. This was a prize winner. He figured that he must be done. But then he made a third fart. This one made the flowers at the table wilt! Yet somehow his wife didn't hear him.

While keeping his ear on the phone conversation in the hall, he again fanned vigorously until he heard the phone farewells, indicating the end of his freedom. He was the very picture of innocence when his wife returned.

Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked. He assured her that he had not.


At this point, she removed the blindfold and there was his surprise -- Twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party!

Placing Your Order

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.

There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted."

The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn't be eating here."

Miss You So Much..

Long Time No See

Assalamualaikum...

Sorry i havent updated any information even my self..haha apakanzz,.. M really membusy all this time. Busy skolah kali ah.. Assignments.. Maulud Nabi bedikir2 at Masjid-masjid for 12 nights.. i was selected as a ketua for our jabatan..lagitah kapisan.. our assistant director kali ah memilih. Actually i dint want to, but since all the officers voted for me nah..jadi ketua eh..

i havent finished my 2 assignments. People and organization and Marketing..kan buat p nada masa.. kalau ada masa pun nada masa jua..kan tidur saja bah..so tiring.. pagi petang keraja mlm sambung lagi belajar 6-9pm.. balik rumah mkn mandi tidur..haha we have 5 classes in a week.. kadang-kadang have to atend the tutorial lagi.. jadi 6 classes a week.. nda kapisan dimana..

my assignments due nex week so i better finish it up..krng last minutes, as usual nda betidur like i always did when i was in Business School.. 2 weeks to go i have 2 test lagi.. second test for this semester. my first test was Alhamdulilah.. got Distinction.haha bukan kambang kali ah..p kenyataan..iatah kan di usahakan lagi supaya mendapat kejayaan yg lebih baik lagi.. Lol..

From now, im counting days, you guys want to know what?? try to guess.opps sorry..im gonna meet my ******.. yeay!!!